alin mas nakakahiya: ang mautot ka at pagtawanan or lumubo ang sipon sa kakatawa?

salamat sa drawing ng junakis 1 ko. inantok na ako kakaantay. isang oras din.

wala sa hina or lakas mong umutot, importante walang amoy at wala kang kasama

swerte wala si room mate. naka dalawa na ako!

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nope,hindi yan sugat na may nana. hindi ko rin dinampot ang kulangot ng boss ko na tumalsik sa keyboard.

yan ay bunga ng lagim ng blackheads na bumabalot sa mukha ko. parang kanin,kulang na lang ay ulam.

kadiri no!

yuck!

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paano mo sasabihin sa boss mo na may kulangot sya?

gross. i wondered how the meeting went without me bursting into laughter.

he was discussing a very important file so i needed to focus on it. blessing in disguise coz i did not need to focus on his nose!

kulangot nga e siempre sa ilong. imagine mong sa mata un.oh no...

while on the meeting, singhot sya ng singhot and i couldn't help glancing. gusto kong bigyan sya ng tissue kase labas masok n ung kulangot nya. yuck!

and the dragging moment was over. natapos ang meeting ng hindi ko nasasabing boss may kulangot ka. total turn off. ampanget na nya lagi pang may kulangot.

ewww.....

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if you want an englisher, i will give you an englisher mr.gugel!

while i primarily made this blog to be an outlet for my everyday rants and whinings about life and everything , i must admit that i also would have wanted to earn from it.

i have a bad bay today coz i have spring ankle,huhuhu,its painful..... thanks for my boss he gave me a pain reliver......

sprained ankle.

:)

bulbulito bayagbag

isa sa mga nakakawindang na usapan.

habang nagpa-panic at nag-skype kami.

junakis 1: papa may hair ako sa tinggoy?

size over matter

tuwing nagagawi ako sa mall na un, lagi ko na lang nadadaanan ang cute na blouse. today i had the courage to look into it myself.

post valentine echos

i made something for my husband. it was supposed to be a slide presentation on how we met and finally had a family of our own.

pinakita ko sa mga kapitbahay ko dito sa kwarto. well, hindi kami nagkaintindihan.

garbled na naman cguro ang ingles ko or baka na ngongo na naman ako.

so they thought it was my husband who made it - for me. ang sweet daw.

ok, i don't want to spoil their illusion kaya hinayaan ko na. lol. ayaw ko naman makasira ng trip nila davah.

ang classic nito ako napasama. buti daw sweet ang asawa ko at mejo na touch ung topic na seloso. empre ang haba ng hair ng lola mey pag ganon davah?!

patola ako e. sumagot naman ako.

me: "yeah, to think i am not that pretty but he still think that i can find someone to replace him (with matching smile)".
neighbor (older): "yeah". (meaning oo nga ndi ka naman maganda pero ganon si house husband!)
me: (speechless!)
neighbor (older): "i mean you're not that ugly. if they will know you better, they will get to know your personality."

ano daw???!!!!!

so ganon?! not that ugly. slightly ugly, ganon?! kaloka.

nung kwinents ko ke bff to, halos ndi ako makapag tipa sa touch-screen kong android phone (lol. ang yabeng!) sa kakatawa. dami kong tawa, sya din.

dami kong talagang tawa. til now. :)

awesome miriam

Watching the senate hearing was far more entertaining than any local television show right now.

with all due respect, senator judge miriam santiago is no doubt one of the philippines' wittiest and no-holds-barred political figures. say she found out one day and finally realized that graft and corruption in pinas is like a river heading to the sea then into the ocean, she can easily shift her career. bet she will outstaged whoever is reigning now as comedy queen.

come on. her pick up lines are classic. heard she was even asked the spelling of her latest tag line "awhhh"???

not sure though.

no one can blame the poor guy covering his ears. dealing with such an over-powering lady is no joke.

either you love or hate her.

awesome....

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